this is honestly still the funniest thing i have ever seen

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The Ages of Lulu

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My anaconda will consider it

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Reasons To Be Happy:

  1. Dead trees still stand and so can you.
  2. You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you. 
  3. Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.

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"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!💀 what an idiot

"You’re good, you’re good" LMFAO!

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whenever you see a beautiful woman



do not compare yourself to her

she is beautiful

you are beautiful 

you both are two different kinds of beautiful

you can’t compare the sun to the moon

and you shouldn’t

so when you see that woman

you say “god bless her” and “god bless me”

and keep it moving, love.

this is perfect

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